Saturday, January 17, 2009

The Clock is Ticking

I am very excited, Monday we are calling to make an appointment for this boy pooch Flynn to be De-masculated, Un-masculated, or just plain nuetered. He was born with a whole lotta testosterone if you know what i mean. But that is coming to an end.

He`s a humper. He humps my pillows, blankets, his dog bed (which we had to take away because of holes made during rough humping activity) once the cat, rugs, and last but not least, ME. So soon, the party is over soon big boy. It`s odd, his brother Rex, does`nt hump anything, i don`t know why it was all given to flynn, if it were`nt for his green eyes and red hair, i`d think he had alot of Italian in him.

I am stocking up on toys tomarrow, he`ll need something to entertain him with all that spare time he`ll have on his , ummmm paws. I suppose it will be like quitting smoking ......hard to give up, the urge will still be there at first but, but........it will wane......surely it will.

that`s my hope.

Enjoy them while you have them Flynn.................



5 comments:

Us said...

This is so hilarious, I laughed so hard when I read this! We have to do the same thing with our cat pretty soon, she thinks Mark is her boyfriend so when her urges come around she won't leave him alone, it is so funny! Poor Flynn he's about to loose his manhood!

Dana and Daisy said...

oh you poor thing. That is so funny that it was you, not me. Embarraskin' I hope it helps him.

Have you seen Marley and Me? There is a hilarious humping scene in it that will crack a smile on even the most serious person. Steve even laughed... a little.

jettied said...

OOHH I would of made an appt pronto!!! Hopefully it's not to late??? Our cat gus was fixed but has never quit his marking thing!! I hate that!!! Well hope he doesn't loose his wild spirits!! Girls always love the wild ones!! heheehe

Us said...

Have you seen the movie Marly & Me?? The have a yellow lab in the movie who is also going to be de-masculinated, it's hilarious- made me think of you and Flynn!

Anonymous said...

hey...where are ya so expected some words from yas on today...maybe tomorrow?